The Pretty Princess Club Application consists of 4 major parts*:
1.) A brief summary of your jobs, credentials, and perhaps some references
2.) A detailed and standardized IQ test
3.) A complete sexual and substance-abuse history, with complete urinalysis and hair testing.
4.) An deconstructively analytic essay on the complete works of Oscar Wilde and/or a full multimedia musicology report complete with accompanying PowerPoint on a scholarly aspect of the discography of Regina Spektor.
I hope you enjoy the application process, it's designed to be as streamlined and enjoyable as possible while still accomplishing the goal of stealing your identity.
You also must prove that you are a Pretty Princess, but this is a separate screening process.
1.) A brief summary of your jobs, credentials, and perhaps some references
2.) A detailed and standardized IQ test
3.) A complete sexual and substance-abuse history, with complete urinalysis and hair testing.
4.) An deconstructively analytic essay on the complete works of Oscar Wilde and/or a full multimedia musicology report complete with accompanying PowerPoint on a scholarly aspect of the discography of Regina Spektor.
I hope you enjoy the application process, it's designed to be as streamlined and enjoyable as possible while still accomplishing the goal of stealing your identity.
You also must prove that you are a Pretty Princess, but this is a separate screening process.
You must be logged into Guildwork in order to apply and/or view your application status.
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